Noob Alert

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“KUWAIT: The theft of copper wires and other cables from the Ministry of Electricity and Water during the first six months of 2007 has cost the ministry KD 500,000. Because of this, the MEW held a meeting with officials from the Ministry of Interior to take action and stop this phenomenon. The Interior Ministry in turn, informed the owners of scrap yards to make sure to get a photocopy of anyone who is selling wires or cables to them in order to see if the wires were stolen or not. The Ministry of Interior noted that any scrap yard owner who does not follow these rules will be penalized”.

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The Kuwait Citizen’s Guide To Deciphering Official, Media Statements

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“Et tu, Brutus?

George Orwell (‘1984‘) would have had a field day with the Arabesque double speak emanating from both the Kuwaiti press and official circles.

Here are a few I have decoded for you:

  • The meeting focused on bilateral relations between the two states” = We are KUNA. We never know the details.
  • We must steer the ship safely to shore” = We don’t know what the f*** we are doing, but bare with us.
  • We must protect national unity, it is vital to this nation” = We don’t want you to interfere in the looting of this country.
  • The relations between the two countries are brotherly. Our discussions were mutually beneficial” = They want us to invest in their infrastructure and offer them low-interest loans.
  • Corruption will not stand. No one is above the law” = We decide who gets a free pass and who doesn’t.
  • The press must act responsibly in order to safeguard harmony” = Don’t highlight corruption in public or you will be punished.
  • We support Iran’s nuclear program for peaceful purposes” = We hope the U.S. bombs the living shit out of your nuclear facilities, turning them into parking lots.
  • We are all soldiers for Kuwait” = We are only interested in personal self-aggrandizement.
  • The government is weak and inefficient” = I am still waiting for my exclusive E-Government contract.
  • “The parliament is the impediment to Kuwait’s development and progress” = We have 97% of the Kuwaiti labor force working for us, we have billions in revenue, but let’s blame it on the parliament.
  • Kuwait lauds relations with ally” = We are KUNA. We can only use three words: ‘Laud,’ ‘Hail’ and ‘Brotherly.’

Can you add any more to this list?

The ‘Kuwait Book Fair’: 230 Books Banned!

A ‘Kuwait Book Fair’ is on the horizon. If you are into cheap Arabic paperbacks, social science books, academic journals by 3rd rate Arab institutions and language how-to-guides, held together by make-shift plywood counters and shelves, you are gonna love it. If you are searching for SKINNY BITCH, Khaled Hosseini’s THE KITE RUNNER, John Grisham’s PLAYING FOR PIZZA and other New York Times best-sellers, I suggest you look elsewhere. Like Borders and Virgin in Dubai or the new Borders in Muscat.

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Last Year’s Book Fair In Mishrif

The Kuwait definition of irony is….Kuwait Book Fair Next Week and 230 Books Banned.

Kuwait Government’s Musical Chairs

There is an obsessive fixation in Kuwait concerning ‘Ministers’ and ‘Portfolios.’

When is this society and its decision-making components (Parliament, Council of Ministers) realize that true change and reform comes not with a new minister but by eradicating or overhauling the apparatus within the ministries themselves: Under-Secretaries, Assistant Under-Secretaries, Directors/Managers of Departments, and so forth. By and large, they are the ones who have been in power for decades and know the nooks and crannies of their ministries and how to exploit the system. Ministers can be replaced left and right but it means nothing without a complete overhaul of ministerial human resources and systems: elimination of bureacracy and corruption via an effective e-government system, succession planning and grooming the next generation, eradication of unproductive employees and managers, firing and prosecuting individuals found guilty of abusing their positions for financial gain or otherwise…the list goes on.

Everyone knows that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing, over and over, expecting different results. Both the Parliament and the Council of Ministers are guilty of that behavior.

Is there a light at the end of the tunnel?

Discuss.

Pirated ‘Kingdom’ Copies Flood Kuwait Black-Market

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We told you so…thousands of pirated KINGDOM copies have flooded the Kuwaiti black market. I’m sure the Ministry of Information is ecstatic now that the Studio and Movie Exhibitors get no revenues, but the pirates get all the profit.

Check the ‘Arab Times’ article ‘Pirates Ignore Kingdom Plea.’

Saudi ‘Arab News’ ‘Kingdom’ Article Quotes ‘Hilaliya’ Commenters

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The Saudi-based ‘Arab News’ newspaper has quoted ‘Hilaliya’ commenters, including This Lady Says, in an article by Rasheed Abou-Alsamh called “Banning ‘The Kingdom’ Is Counterproductive, Say Experts.” [Link]

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A Scene From ‘The Kingdom’ (Universal)

An excerpt:

“The banning of the new Hollywood movie “The Kingdom” by Bahrain and Kuwait this week was deemed counterproductive and largely symbolic by a cross-section of experts interviewed by Arab News. Saudi Arabia has not yet announced a ban on the movie. While the Kingdom has no movie theaters, DVD films (both licensed and pirated copies) are widely available. A ban would mean the film would only be available as pirated copies sold on the street.

But one Kuwaiti blogger who saw the movie and who blogs under the handle “This Lady Says”, said she was not surprised that the film was banned; it depicts the Americans as the heroes that come in and rescue the bungling Saudis, she pointed out.

“The supposedly ‘Saudi’ characters speak in dialects more related to Bilad Al-Sham,” wrote the blogger, referring to the accent of Syrian Arabic. “They portray a Saudi prince, as well as Saudi figures, such as generals in the army, as ignorant or just plain dumb. They made many sarcastic jokes about them, and portrayed the American FBI agents as the heroes who go to Saudi Arabia to bring freedom and stop terrorists.”

Yet Al-Ibrahim insists that the original script that he read was far worse, and that by being on the set throughout the filming of the movie he was able to change many negative portrayals of Saudis into positive ones. “I asked for many changes and I tried my best to get the accents right, but it was hard to teach (the actors) a Najdi accent,” said the consultant.

“By banning the film it fuels illegal downloading and pirated copies, which I guarantee we’ll see on Kuwaiti streets during the Eid holidays,” wrote Kuwaiti blogger Amer on his blog Hilaliya.

Burgess agrees. “Telling people that they cannot have something, for no apparently good reason, always tempts them to try and get it through one means or another,” he said. “Illegal downloads, copying, bringing DVDs across the border are sure to result.” Michael Saba, an American businessman and executive director of the Friends of Saudi Arabia group in Washington, D.C., said he felt viewing audiences should decide for themselves whether they should watch it or not. “Viewers should be able to make their own judgments and should have the chance to see it,” said Saba.

Death Of Sheik Salem, Beginning Of End Of Era

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Death Of Sheik Salem, Beginning Of End Of Era
‘Other Voices’
Reprinted From ‘Arab Times’ (12th October, 2007)
By Amer Al-Hilal

Sheik Salem Sabah Al-Salem Al-Sabah’s death represents the beginning of an end of an era for Kuwait and its people. Indeed, what moved me about Sheik Salem was his compassion, one of many astonishing qualities that made him an immense leader, but most of all, a genuine human being.

In my humble opinion, when Sheik Salem assumed the hefty mantle of the Chairman of the National Committee for the POWs and Missing Affairs, he truly began to achieve greatness and thereby entered Kuwaiti legend.

In 1993, a colleague from KUNA and I volunteered to join the media team of the National Committee for POW and Missing Affairs. When Sheik Salem heard of our joining the team he personally asked to meet with us, we were led into his office where he warmly welcomed us, spending at least 45 minutes talking about the importance of volunteerism, our roles in the organization, and the POW issue. Here we were, two young volunteers amiably received and treated like professionals; indeed, we left the meeting, pleasantly astounded that Sheik Salem had taken the time out to meet with us. I could not help but be impressed by Sheik Salem’s revealing, warm and candid approach, he had the aura of a father figure; I admit I liked him right away. From behind the scenes, he monitored our work, encouraged our efforts, always generous with praise and acknowledgment.

It was an invaluable period for us, under Sheik Salem’s tutelage we travelled to European destinations highlighting the POW issue, we helped organize the famed yellow-colored media campaigns (“Help Free Our POWS”) we visited homes of the missing, the latter aspect the most emotionally excruciating part of our work, alas this was done on a limited basis. However, Sheik Salem did not have that luxury; on a daily basis he dealt with the emotional rollercoaster of the hurting POW families, as well as juggling POW-related political efforts related to the Red Cross, Arab League and Geneva’s UN Tripartite Commission, not to mention innumerable other governmental tasks. He carried an aching burden on his shoulders; he couldn’t just ‘switch off,’ discarding his duties at work.

At his physical peak, Sheik Salem was a vigorous, handsome gentleman, who could disarm the most cynical of pundits. I saw him weave some of his magic first-hand during a press conference; he called journalists by their first names, briefly joking with them, patiently and assiduously answering questions, they were in the palm of his hand. On a personal level, Sheik Salem possessed a splendid combination of charm, modesty and authority (few Kuwaiti leaders encompass all those qualities). But most of all, we felt like he cared about us, about the POWS, about Kuwaitis, he had an emotional stake in our lives, and we cherished him for it.

I remember his resolute spirit in the face of health issues, specifically his visit to the Embassy of Kuwait in Washington DC during the late 90s (we were serving as diplomats under his brother, Ambassador Sheik Dr. Mohamed Sabah Al-Salem Al-Sabah -the current Minister of Foreign Affairs). Sheik Salem, accompanied by his private physician, sat with us in the Ambassador’s ‘diwaniya’, recounting the latest developments concerning UN Security Council 686-formed Tripartite Commission – under the auspices of the ICRC (its mandate involved the search for Kuwait POWs) – and Iraq’s continued refusal to cooperate with it. Sheik Salem seemed frustrated, distraught yet hopeful that our POWs would return. During the conversation he stated a line I have never been able to forget to this day: “I would crawl on my knees to Baghdad if I knew it would guarantee the freedom of the POWs.” Remember, we were at the height of animosity between Kuwait and the Iraqi regime; Sheik Salem’s unconventional statement was bitterly honest, straight from the heart and devoid of the usual political rhetoric, and I admired his candor, it renewed my affection and reverence for this gentleman, who defiantly kept clinging on to his responsibilities towards the POWs and their families, even though his health was diminishing by the year.

I believe Sheik Salem’s legacy will be a humanitarian one, on a personal level, his death unnerved me for a variety of reasons, notably he symbolized a fragment of my youth, a period during the early 1990s when young Kuwaitis such as myself – fresh from serving with the American forces in the Gulf War and eager to rebuild Kuwait – worked for men of his caliber, who embraced us in the pursuit of noble, humanitarian ideals; additionally, he represented a special era for Kuwaitis, when the bonds of affection between Ruling Family members and “the people” were at their most potent.

I was distressed by Sheik Salem’s death but also consoled by the fact that he was longer at the mercy of a decade-old health tribulation. Most of all, however, I was soothed by the fact that he passed away on the 27th of Ramadan, surely this was a blessed and holy omen, a testament to an outstanding human being.

Eid Mubarak

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I received word of the Eid being tomorrow shortly after the futur meal and it was a tad unexpected (I thought it would be Saturday).

I for one will be sorry to see ‘Ramadan’ end: the congregational prayers, visiting kin, the atmosphere, the television programs and so forth. I also tremendously enjoyed taking ‘Hilaliya’ for a detour, covering Ramadan-related stories. I had a great time doing it, it was a shot in the arm to the blog.

If you have been a frequent poster here, I thank you. I wish you and your loved ones a very happy Eid Mubarak.

Kuwait Ministry of Information Bans ‘The Kingdom’

UPI reports the Hollywood action-thriller THE KINGDOM, which was shot in Abu Dhabi, starring Jamie Foxx and Jennifer Garner has been banned in Kuwait and Bahrain. It will, however, be shown uncut in the UAE, Qatar, Lebanon, Jordan, Egypt and Oman. [Link]

An excerpt from the article:

Kuwait and Bahrain have banned theaters from showing “The Kingdom,” a Hollywood thriller set in Saudi Arabia, Variety.com said Wednesday.The first Hollywood movie made in Abu Dhabi, “The Kingdom” is about an elite FBI team that goes to Saudi Arabia to investigate a terror attack on a U.S. compound. It is loosely based on the 1996 Khobar Towers bombings in Saudi Arabia, in which an Islamic fundamentalist cell attacked a U.S. compound, killing 19 U.S. servicemen. The movie has passed censors and will be shown uncut in the United Arab Emirates, Qatar, Oman, Egypt, Lebanon and Jordan, opening in most territories Thursday to tie in with the Eid al Fitr celebrations, the trade paper said. Kuwait is the most conservative of the Gulf countries when it comes to censoring foreign films, while Bahrain often feels pressure to do likewise from neighboring Saudi Arabia, whose cinemas have been closed for 30 years.”

Ramadan Nights: ‘Al-Qiyam’ At Mohamed Abdulrahman Al-Bahar Mosque

One of the most strikingly beautiful mosques in Kuwait is the Mohamed Abdulrahman Al-Bahar mosque, located in a prominent Surra roundabout (opposite the Co-Op area). The highlights of the mosque, apart from its grandiose interior, are the intricate ceramic Islamic caligraphy on the walls as well the stately chandeliers.

The ‘Al-Qiyam’ prayers begin at 11:45 pm, ending at 1:15 am, so they are perfect for employees who need to rise early.

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Al-Bahar Mosque, Surra, Sunday, 7.10.07, 6:35 am

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Following ‘Al-Qiyam’ Prayers, Al-Bahar Mosque, Surra, Sunday, 7.10.07, 1:28am

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